Veganism – the series | What I shall be writing about

In my last post, I told all of my 2 readers that I am a vegetarian and that I plan on doing a series of posts and hopefully also videos about veganism. This is the first post in the series, and we shall see how successful I’ll be about this whole thing.

First of all, I shall be doing a somewhat intro, or perhaps go deeper in to why I’m doing this. I shall also do a post or perhaps more about how to spread the message about veganism (and also how NOT to do it!). I shall try and link to research, YouTube videos that explains all of my points a whole lot more and also other links that could be useful.

Regarding videos, I really do not know what I should do yet, but I guess that all the videos and the blog post will be basically the same, or at least have similar topics. I shall do the videos on my other channel, since I will not be doing videos about Great Danes just yet. Unless a miracle happens and I get rich.

If the videos get somewhat popular, I might start vlogging about “what I eat in a day” or start making recipe videos. It all depends on if I get 10 views or maybe a steady view of thousands…

Also – today I created a Facebook page. Follow me there to get all the new videos and blog posts in your feed!

I’m vegetarian.

Yes. It’s true. I’ve been one, very successfully as well since december 1st 2016. I haven’t really gone public with it until just a few months ago on my swedish personal blog, but all people I meet have known it from basically day 1, since I do not longer choose to consume meat. I do however consider myself a so called “lacto-ovo” vegetarian, because I still consume dairy and egg products. I’d still consume honey as well, but since I’m not a fan of that, I do not eat that much. If I should take a guess, I only eat honey if it’s in a piece of candy or a baked cake. I do not like it by itself and I prefer stevia in my tea.

To be honest, since we moved into Malmö and got ourselves settled I’ve started to really take charge of my eating habits and I can basically call myself a semi-vegan these days. My breakfasts and lunches are almost always vegan and dinner rarely consists of large volumes of milk and egg products. The dairy is like a little from cheese sometimes, or perhaps from a sauce made with milk instead of a plant based option. The eggs are like barely non existing and usually comes from some processed product like a ready made sauce. Real eggs from the store we basically never buy. Perhaps once a year and that’s fine with me.

However, these past few weeks, I hurt my back. I got lumbago according to the dictionary. I don’t know if it’s the correct term, but wtf. Who cares? I hurt my back. Yet another thing that sucks with having this particular body. Fibromyalgia, being overweight, having IBS is not enough. No, I have to have a stiffness that cannot be regulated, I don’t know how to relax it either and I sit like a beanbag or something. I also rarely stand up, move around or walk as much as I should. And because of me being sedentary deluxe – I get lumbago as well. Yet another thing to fix. And fix it I have done my best to do, or something. I’ve had the pains for over two weeks, but it’s basically ok now. It only hurts when I move my body a certain way, like bending my knees while keeping my back straight. This is also a move I have like never performed in my life before this lumbago thing. My body is generally so stiff that I really do not know how to bend my knees, which is also a generating part to me getting a hurting back. It was just a matter of time.

Ok, enough with the back thing. What I was getting to is, due to my hurting back, I’ve not eaten that great since it annoys and hurts me to much to stand in the kitchen preparing food, but I plan to go back to eating a lot better as soon as I can.

The positive thing is since I made this small change in my life, when I sort of went somewhat semi-vegan, I’ve finally started to lose weight. I’ve lost several inches so far, but it’s going slow. It’s however a great thing that my belly is a bit smaller now, and this has happened pretty fast. I lose about half an inch a week, so that is good progress. I have about 10-15 inches bellyfat to lose if I can reach my goal. And eating more whole foods is really the trick! My main goal is really just to maximize my fiber intake. From basically zero to at least 25 grams of fiber per day is what I’m trying to do now. At the beginning, when I ate a lot of oats and berries for breakfast (about 10-15 grams of fiber) and a lentil stew for lunch, (at least 20 grams of fiber) and lots of veggies for dinner, I easily get 40 grams of fiber a day and that’s huge! I also wish that someday I’ll start making smoothies as well, and I try to snack on berries or dates/figs or other fiber rich foods instead of candy. But of course. I still have pizza, probably once a week and there have been a few days here and there where I eat basically nothing but candy and potato chips. And I still drink a lot of soda, Pepsi Max or other diet sodas are the go to and have been for years.

Well. Now you know I’m vegetarian. My goal is to go vegan, and I’m doing all this primarily for health reasons, even though I’m not healthy as a person at all. I have to lose weight and I have to see if there is any way to get a body that works better than it has before.

In order for this blog to get some more action, I’m starting a series of blog posts. What’s it’s gonna be called, I do not know yet. I have a lot to say regarding veganism, what the right diet is and other interesting stuff. I might even start making videos again on one of my YouTube channels, since I’ve basically not uploaded a thing in like a year to either of them, but all the thoughts in my head have to get heard, I think.

In order to improve my own health, spread the importance of veganism and lose the weight I have to to this.

I’m used to never feeling 100% well. There’s always something wrong. If it’s not muscles aching from fibromyalgia pains, or me having to use a mile worth of toilet paper a day because of my IBS problems, it’s always something.

And now I’ve taken the first steps to fix it.

Sometimes I just feel really, frickin’ stupid… 💩

I’ve kept a tiny secret from my boyfriend, and basically everybody else as well, but I had to change hosts. Again. I said I was going to a while back, because the web host I chose during the early spring sucked balls and I got really so annoyed with them that I started looking for another one practically immediately. I found a new one, they’re called “Egensajt” which basically means “Your own site” or “your website” cramped into one word. They are also very cheap, they provide SSL easily with let’s encrypt and also provide a bunch of other useful stuff I plan on starting using later, WP-cli, SSH and git.

WTF is going on in my mind lately? Well, (not)learning to code and shitty web hosts and the struggles to find the energy to focus on the right thing!

However, my trip over here hasn’t been the greatest either, due to me being an idiot, but I guess everything is fine now at least. I’ve spammed the support a gazillion times for the past weeks since I started my account there, because I’ve struggled a bit with the move of other domains, the obligate down time while moving a website, installations of Drupal, WordPress Multisite and Limesurvey and a few other things.

The good things are though that, except for the Drupal problems(I’ll get to that one later), all the other issues are fixed and were basically down to two things; Me, having a brain that requires that everything should happen in an instant and me being (yet again) a complete, uneducated n00b regarding techie stuff.

All of this have just taught me that I really need to learn how to code, so I can understand all of this fun stuff for real, but I haven’t been able to find the energy for that all spring, basically. I’ll explain a bit more below, but I have my reasons for doing all this, even though it’s practically unnecessary…

I realized that you can’t have folder listing or anti-hotlink (or whatever it’s called) activated if you want to install php applications with your web host. I had no idea about that! Folder listings make php apps to not activate, and anti hotlink makes you get broken images if you’ve got SSL activated.

I also had the problem with WordPress. Like I’ve mentioned before my setup is basically this:

  • I have a multisite install where all my public blogs and websites live, except for this one at the moment.
  • I have another WP multisite on a separate subdomain where I do all the testing for the main site.
  • I have this install for this single domain, that has moved around a bit, but will probably stay as a single install and separate from the others just because it’s for the best. I think.
  • I create other various subdomains and use other domains from other web hosts I’ve registered that I use for testing purposes. Most of them are WP related, but some are for other PHP clients, like Drupal and Limesurvey.

Since moving to yet another host, I’ve tried to have my normal setup and I finally got everything to work, but Drupal did not work like it should for some strange reason. The reason I wanted to play around with Drupal is due to a thing at work. I got an idea and figured out that Drupal can basically solve everything, but sadly my proposal was denied for now which basically just made me more upset 🙁 . I did most of the Drupal testing at my previous host (Inleed) while I was waiting for the main domain to move over to the new host. Then, as I got to the new host, Drupal did not work. It was practically impossible to install it, because I fell into the classic Drupal trap where I got access denied, even though I was the admin and everything. In the end I had to ask the web host to install it for me, but it was to no avail.

During all of this I had also installed Limesurvey and the test sites, but no matter what I did the templates from the clients, aka the text inside the php files where showing when I visited the url and I could not install, or login. Turned out, like I mentioned above that this was due to the folder listing being activated. When I turned it off I could install the applications. Then the other issues came up…

First of all I noticed that the clients had broken images when I viewed the sites with SSL. After a bit of googling again, I discovered that it was due to the anti-hotlinking was activated. Also I had problems with wildcard…

Yesterday I noticed that my testing site did not have an .htaccess any longer and the network settings had vanished. This I have no idea why it happens, but as I’ll explain what happened below, maybe these two are related?

In order to use WordPress Multisite you have to setup a wildcard A record in your dns setting. The thing is, I’ve done that like a billion times and I know what it is. The difference is that with this new host, I thought I’d done that correctly, but I had not. I did not set the wildcard as a dns record. Instead my web host turned the wildcard as an alias for my main domain. I also had no idea there was a difference! When I changed it from an alias to a proper A record wildcard dns, I could access my sites again. The old problem of the redirect thing happened again until this was changed and I felt depressed and like a total idiot while I couldn’t figure this out. I also decided I did not want to bother the support again either, even though they get paid to help me out. I just want stuff to work!

The only problem I have now is that WordpPress – all of my installs are incredibly slow when it comes to updating plugins, the core and saving post and other changes. Otherwise it’s pretty fast and works well. I upgraded the PHP memory to 256 MB, and I’ve also activated the Memcached that this web host has. I also turned on Varnish Cache that’s also an option here. So far it has helped a little, but it’s still extremely slow when I want to install or upgrade something. I just hope that this post will publish as usual to social media as well. Maybe it’ll work properly in a day or two…

An important note!

The reason for me switching host once again is due to several reasons. I said that I’d probably do this in a couple of months and that was the truth. I’ve had a really painful spring at work and also in my private life and playing around with php clients, like WordPress and my newly found interest in learning code really helps with not feeling bored and/or restless as fuck.

I still should point out, that me wanting to learn code has turned into crap, basically which is not surprising due to all my illnesses and how my mind works. I have made up my mind that I’m gonna finish the C# class I started a while back, but I’ve been way to tired to focus on that, due to a gazillion other stuff going on that steals my thunder. I really hate it, because I’m so into this. It feels like the right time is now to start a new beginning, but I guess I won’t be able to until I’m not this tired anymore and there are no other problems lurking around the corner… I can’t really explain this tiredness either. I just feel it and the only thing that helps are shitty crap-stuff with the usual stuff. Aka, playing around with code and knowing nothing with WP, Drupal and Limesurvey being the test subjects as of today.

I’d like to learn as much as possible, but everywhere I turn – there’s trouble for some reason – because I don’t understand code! I’ll probably blog a bit more about it later, and for those who understand Swedish, I’ll make a post soon as well to explain myself a bit more. Basically, I’m stuck in a circle and I’m doing what I can to keep up and not lose my mind, but no matter what I do, I feel bored, lost or angry and disappointed.

In less than a few weeks, me and the BF will move to another apartment that’s closer to everything and I bet that after having a long vacation from work, I’ll find my strength somehow. I think living right where we live now is one small contributing factor to why I feel like i have these past months. I really thought it was gonna be a life changer, but all the move to this exact place was, was nothing but meh. Besides living more to the south in Sweden and having the luxuries of living so close to Malmö, it’s not been that great. After the move I hope I’ll learn to code a bit more and hopefully I can focus more on blogging instead of struggling like I have AND need to in order to feel a little like myself these days.

Thanks for reading this far!

The difference between a really good Match 3 game, and a really, really bad one…

First of all – there is, as far as I know, no such thing as the perfect game on Android. At least not for me. However, there is a genre that I just love and that is Match 3 game puzzles. There is a difference, though within that genre as well. Personally I dislike the Candy Crush type games, the ones where you replace one block with another in order to match the colors. I don’t know why I do not like those types of games, but my stupid brain find them boring really fast.

There are several games I’ve tried during the years on my Android phone and besides those I’m gonna mention a lot in this post, I’ve tried Bee Brilliant and Cookie Cats, and some others I don’t remember the names of. Bee Brilliant is however a Match 3 game where you move your fingers to connect the same colors of blocks. At first I liked that principle more, but when I started to play Angry Birds Blast earlier this year I really do prefer when you just have to touch the same colored blocks instead of connecting them.

The general principle of all these types of games.

All of these games have several things in common. I’ll list them below:

  • You earn gold coins (or some other currency) in some way, either by buying them with real money or winning some in other competitions, connecting to Facebook or other ways.
  • You earn stars after every level, at the most you’ll get three. These stars define a lot for you as well.
  • You mostly earn some kind of currency (not the gold coins!) after each level, and the more stars you’ve managed to get – the more currency you’ll receive. With this you can buy awesome tools in order to help you upcoming levels.
  • You’ll have a total of 5 lives that refill every half hour (which means you’ll have to wait 2,5 hours for full lives). If you do not want to wait for this you can use your gold coins or buy more lives with real money.
  • There are lovely colors to choose from that you either blast or connect to match. Most often red, green, yellow, blue, purple and sometimes magenta (pink) and rainbow colored blocks.
  • The levels get harder the longer you play, with new difficult enemies to beat after a number of levels. The tutorial levels are often really easily beat and there are often really hard levels that might take days or weeks to finish – even if you use those “affordable” tools.
  • You can connect to social media platforms to play against your friends. Many of these games are playable as well on Facebook.
  • They drain the battery on your phone very rapidly. If you play more than 2-3 times a day you’ll probably have to charge your phone several times a day… Unless you have a huge battery!

There are probably more general principles with these types of games, but those above are the ones I could think of for today.

The reviews…

Paint Monsters

It’s been a while since I last played this game, but I remember it being fun, relatively hard but otherwise ok. I didn’t get very far. Perhaps 80 levels or so. Each level took a very long time, but they weren’t really evil. I found my old review and after reading that I remember that the reason why I stopped playing it was due to the game having many issues that were not fixed. It was laggy, the touch didn’t work etc. It was a fun game, but badly made.

Angry Birds Blast

This game was the best of the bunch. I started playing it in January of 2017 and I played it for over 4 months. It was hard, sometimes really frickin’ hard but not evil-ish hard. It was only evil on my bad days… Since you could earn fake money (silver coins) after each levels and you could play daily challenges to earn more silver and other cool stuff, it made the levels easier to beat. I played nearly 300 levels, which was until an enemy (that I can’t remember) was introduced and the levels basically got unplayable. It became impossible to beat levels and I refuse to spend real money on these types of games. It added a lot of stress, and my life at the moment is really effin’ stressful as it is and I did not need more crap to deal with. So I uninstalled it. I also could not during all of this time connect to Facebook, so if I will decide to play it again, I’ll have to start all over…

Toy Blast

Now this game is a crapload of poop-shit-fuck-asshole-crappy-crappity-crap anger and stupidity. Yet I can’t stop playing it. The reason for that is basically that if I do not have a “proper” fun game on my phone, I’ll lose my mind a lot faster. Even though this game sucks like crazy and is eeeeevil as hell, I need it. At least for now – but I hate it. I’ll might explain more in another post, but for now I’ll talk about games. This game is made for you to lose your mind, slowly but surely – unless you’re like me and you’ve sort of already lost the plot. It is so frickin’ hard or way to frickin’ easy that it’s like pure ridiculousness. I’ve played nearly 100 levels in just 2 weeks or so. In the first day I played probably half of that, but I got so pissed off that I uninstalled it. However, in lack of finding another similar game (trust me, I tried) I ended up installing it again, and now I spend about a half hour a day, swearing, getting totally pissed off and I’ve been like this close to throwing my phone somewhere due to all the anger this fucked up game brings. I know that it’s not my phone’s fault that this game sucks balls, but I get really angry. It’s like they want me to fail. Miserably. And pay real money for it. It really sucks that you can’t earn silver coins after each level either. I don’t know what the developers were thinking when they made this game. It’s basically a really frickin’ hard ripoff of Angry Birds Blast, because so far the enemies are similar. They probably thought “let’s make a AB Blast ripoff and make people empty their bank account in the process”. Because that’s what it feels like.

The solution

I would love it if some developer would make at least one of this kind of games, that are basically what I mentioned above, but the difference is that you’ll always get unlimited lives and you’ll never have to pay real money within the game in order to get tools and beat levels. The only money you’d have to pay for that is when you buy the game in the Play store. No matter the price of $1 or $20 – I’d probably gladly pay to have that – and decent semi hard levels in the form of a match 3 game like blast or a connection game. If some other developer does not make a game like this – I’ll make it myself when I know how to do it. That’s how much I need a game like this…

Either way, I recommend that you try these games I’ve mentioned and figure out which one you like best. This post was more or less a review and information about Match 3 games on Android, so I hope you’ll get some valuable information. If you do, write a thanks below in the comment section. Now, I’m off to lunch or something…

 

I really do not recommend DirectAdmin as a control panel

If you’re like me and you’re pretty much obsessed with blogging, (and really lousy at coding), you know that a proper web host is a must for hosting applications such as WordPress. There are tons out there to choose from and I think I’ve tried nearly all of them. At least it really does feel like I have during my years of blogging and being present online.

Oh, the struggles I’ve been having with my current web host and Direct Admin as a control panel… Oh, the horrors…

I started blogging for real with WP in the beginning of 2009. Since then I’ve changed web hosts and blogging platforms as often as a parent would change their kid’s diapers or something. I really do not know why I’ve done this so much, but now that I am more experienced and know a little bit more about what I personally need – I do not recommend switching hosts every so often. Do your research and stick with a great host to begin with.

A proper web host should have this:

  • cPanel as their choice of control panels. DirectAdmin works, but it effin’ sucks for various reasons. It could also be my web host’s fault, but I do not know.
  • Offer WP as both single installs and multisite with wildcards (*). As a user, a wildcard being added to your dns settings is all you should ever have to care about.
  • be able to point a domain to a folder of your choice; I.E point sub.example.com to user/domains/example.com/public_html/sub without any hassle.  This also includes add-on domains and aliases.
  • Free SSL support that works for both subdomains and top level domains.
  • Full access to the database. With this I mean so you can change the table prefix etc. Also one login to rule them all or something. Not one user AND a database for every frickin’ login.
  • Being able to install WP (for example) manually, like the famous 5 minute install, as well ass offer a 1 click service.
  • Backups that do not drain your space every 5 minutes or something.

There are many, many other things as well that a proper web host should offer and the things mentioned above is what I personally need and prefer.

My struggle…

Like I mentioned before, I’ve struggled for various reasons with my web hosts of choice. In the beginning I changed hosts basically because I thought I had to or I did it for some other stupid reason. When I got to know WP for what an awesome thing it really is and when Multisite was introduced, I changed web hosts for other reasons and always thought that “this would be the final one”. Eh… that only lasted for so long…

All that finally changed, when I partly quit being an idiot and stuck with WP for ever and discovered a Swedish web host that almost did it’s job perfectly. I stayed with them for nearly 3 years. They were called Binero. Then, a few months back I started noticing that my blogs in my WP installations did not have SSL. I basically thought they did, but it was probably a Chrome extension that fooled me, because I started noticing this when that extension stopped working. It became a big deal to change hosts, and I finally switched to another Swedish based host. They’re called Inleed and they are almost illegally cheap, but you get what you pay for…

The move went fine, but almost from the start I’ve had problems and they haven’t gone away completely yet.

The issues

This is what I’ve had to deal with so far. A real pain in the butt…

  • Not being able to install anything on general subdomains, especially with SSL.
  • I’ve added subdomains as i.e sub.example.com but not been able to access the subdomain at that level, only at domain.com/sub which effin’ sucks balls! However, if I do this – everything works as it should, I get SSL etc but it’s not a pretty sight and makes subdomains completely useless.
  • Redirection issues to my main WP install if I have installed something on SSL. Even though I have separate installs this happens! For example; my main WP install is a multisite at domain.com and I created a WP multisite install for testing purposes at test.domain.com. If this test install is installed on SSL, it redirects or is not found at test.domain.com and it redirects to domain.com to the signup page or whatever other page I’ve set NOBLOGREDIRECT to. So frustrating!
  • I had to contact support in order to get WP multisite to work – which in part also created all the other issues I’ve been having.
  • The support have been struggling as well with my domains and subdomains, not answered all of my questions as far as I can tell, because I felt somewhat ignored sometimes. They may have read it all, but have chosen to only answer one question in a long email.
  • I do not have complete access either to my files, since I’m “only” a user. I do not know if it’s possible to upgrade, since I’ve asked about this and did not get an answer. Every time I need to “fix” something, I have to ask the support to edit the httpd.conf files etc and I do not like that.

After weeks of struggling I finally got proper help and I got my main installs I want to function properly, but I still can’t install anything properly on SSL, even though I finally can use real subdomains like you should always be able to. I will be contacting the support soon, after I’ve done some more testing.

The Conclusion:

Well, basically I’m getting tired of this shit and a couple of weeks ago I decided that I will be downsizing my web hosting affairs a bit, which means I shall stick to simple blogging instead and I will start to learn to code for real. Don’t worry, I sticking to WP! What I mean is that I shall try and not hassle that much with my blogs and instead I’ll keep on writing good posts.

I’ve started to learn C# in order to give me something I really can use, and when I’m done with that I shall try to create games for both desktop and android using Unity. After that I shall also try and learn C++ and maybe .NET as well. All done in my spare-time of course, but if I succeed with this I might start to work with it later on in a few years. Who knows? All I know is – choose your web host carefully and stick to WP whenever possible if you’re a blogger like me and like control over your shit.

 

Stuff I’ve learned this week…

It’s been a “shitty week” or something, due to me having to change web hosts and struggling with getting everything to work properly. I had to change places because I noticed that my WP installs did not have SSL on them. I was so sure that they did but apparently not. Any who… This is what I’ve learned(in no particular order):

  • Don’t get angry (if you can help it) if it does not work the way it’s supposed to. Just call the support, and they’ll help out.
  • It’s okay to get upset if all questions are not answered. Just keep nagging the support until you do. That’s what they get paid for.
  • If you use DirectAdmin with your web host and cannot install applications on a subdomain, add the subdomain as a regular domain instead, wait for it to resolve with the dns & shit and then install as usual. However, if it still does not work after 24-72 hours – contact the support! I’m not even sure that it works for me yet 🙁
  • If you can’t connect the amazing WordPress plugin called Jetpack’s sharing module to a Facebook page – make sure that your FB page is published! If it is not, publish it, reconnect and then it’s okay to make it unpublished – the connection will still work.
  • It’s really not worth paying nearly $9/month for a web host, when you can get a better one (hopefully) for like $2/month.

I’ve also learned a bunch of other stuff as well, but I’m to tired to think of all of them now. I’m sorry if you’ve tried to access my site these past couple of days and I’m even more sorry if you’ll see troubles here in the future.

Please leave a comment below if you’ve noticed i.e. security warnings (due to SSL not being properly setup etc) or photos or other images not loading.

Now – I’m off to bed. Tomorrow I’m gonna sleep in. It’s finally the weekend again!

The dangers of caring way too fucking much…

I haven’t written a single goddamn thing in this blog for almost 6 months or so. Nobody cares, barely a visit since the last post, and that’s all fine and completely normal. This post will be a little about blog stats, and other shit that’s been going on in my life since I last wrote something of use here.

Ze blog stats.

Yeah. I really don’t give a flying F*ck about not getting readers to this blog. It’s pretty rational since I have written basically nothing since the blog started somewhere during 2016. Basically I’m just happy I’ve got my domain back, and I intend to keep it no matter what. When I went back to WP for the last time ever during the summer of 2014, I made a personal commitment that I’d stop caring about readers, getting comments, and people caring in general about my posts. It has worked, at least for my blogging. Not so much for my disastrous YouTube career, but I don’t have the strength to care, really. Haven’t uploaded a video since May 2016 either, even though I’ve tried. Every time I do try to make a video or do SOMETHING, some thing has to happen, which means that I am unable to create a video at that point or do something else I’d like to do for that simple moment. It’s like fate is trying to intervene with whatever I want in life sometimes. It’s really frickin’ annoying when it happens as well.

Another annoying thing regarding stats are those found on my profile and pages on Google+. It used to be my absolute favorite social network, but since people started to not give a shit about me, or anybody else (really? I have no clue), I have simply given up on that social network. From now on, and basically for the past months and year I’m gonna be using it the worst way possible, which is to just post links to blog posts I’ve written and keep not caring about if I get +1’s or not. It’s just to tiresome to even care, and I keep mentioning whenever I leave a comment on somebody else’s posts that I’m boring, nobody cares and that G+, regardless of the past years fantastic upgrade, has become a thing of the past and I miss the interaction I used to have with all my G+ friends over hangouts and such.

The secret…

I have a partial secret. Some people know this, but I’m really not allowed to talk about it officially, like it’s some big life-changing deal. The problem is that for, this “secret” is big. At least for me. It’s bugging the crap out of me that I’m not allowed to write about in in my blogs, or talk about it on YouTube. I have so many things to say about this, because it makes me so happy! Oh, well. Someday I’ll probably be able to let you all know what it is, and then I hope it’s another turning point in life, that’ll get me the attention I’m almost seeking, but more likely – to spread the news I’ve been wanting to spread for years now.

The fatness that is me.

I’ve gained more weight the past year and it makes me miserable for many reasons. I’m trying to do my best to make the pounds disappear, but since long, I’ve accepted this crap and I’m prepared to die young due to being overweight, with the dream of succeeding on losing weight if it’s possible. I know exactly what caused this weight gain, and I know exactly what I should do to get rid of them forever, but if that happens – we’ll see. There are too many obstacles in my way for me to be to hopeful about succeeding…

Why the F*ck isn’t the Google Pixel in my pocket?

I’ve ranted like crazy about this for the past months in my Swedish blog. The Google Pixel has not been released generally in Europe, like the Nexus series. My 6P is getting to big, due to my huge weight gain and now I’m going completely mad about what phone is gonna be my next one? I really frickin’ want a Nexus/Pixel, even though the price for the Pixel is batshit crazy high, but it’s most likely not to happen. I’m even thinking evil, pure evil thoughts about switching to iPhone, and it drives me nuts! I need a smaller phone, with a great camera and all other great stuff about smartphones, because if I do not lose weight, I can no longer have a bigger phone. I really like having a 6P, even though it’s starting to go “bad”. I’m having battery issues and I daily have to charge my phone twice now. That sucks. I’m also a bit curious about the next Blackberry phone, which will have a physical keyboard. I’ve missed that, but it’s far from important for me. I’m guessing that my next phone will either be the Samsung S8 or the horror of an iPhone, either the SE or the 7 or upcoming 7S/8. I really do not want an iPhone, but if worst comes to worst, it’ll have to happen, I guess, since iPhones are kinda good anyways. It just lacks the most used features I need, like the do not disturb system that can be set like a calendar, or sense calendar specific items. I also hate the iOS UI and all the struggles with logging in at the app store (I always have to log in a thousand times, and still not get access to the app store even though I have the correct password and username).

The move back “home”.

In the beginning of December of 2016, me and the BF moved back to Skåne, which is the most southern part of Sweden. We now reside between Malmö and Lund, and we like it here. The reason for moving back was because Henrik got a job at Unity 3d in Copenhagen, and I’ve been smart to save up my points so we could get an apartment pretty easily if we were ever gonna come back here. We’re not gonna stay in this apartment forever, though. The plan is to wait if it feels good and works fine for Henrik, and if it does, we’ll start looking for a new place during the summer of 2017. We’re really hoping to get a small house, like a town house (radhus in Swedish) and as close to Hyllie Station as possible, since it’s the closest one to Copenhagen from here. The next place, will however be as perfect as possible. Great Dane friendly, preferably with two large bedrooms, two bathrooms, storage, parking spot or garage for an electric car and also a lawn of some sort.

Generally, I’m fine. My life is pretty much exactly the same from when we lived in Växjö. I’m completely exhausted most days, yet still I have a new energy I haven’t felt for years. I guess it’s due to being back in Skåne again, with all the lacking snow and better temperatures, not to mention all the stuff that’s a lot easier to do now, like shopping online and eating out.

Oh, and to answer the title of this blog post? The stuff that has been happening to me for the past months are shit I shouldn’t care about at all, really. Everything will work itself out eventually, but personally I can not stop to care about the itty bitty things that keep annoying me, and that’s why I go nuts and get angry, disappointed etc. And like I said, even though I’m in this “mess” of stuff, I’m actually happy. Who could’ve thunk?

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Solving a redirect login issue with WordPress can take months…

And still it doesn’t mean that it has been solved or is about to. With this post I’m writing today, with nearly two whole months of being absent from my awesome blog in English, I’m keeping my hopes up that I have for once solved this crap and never have to bother with multisite issues (MS rocks otherwise!), cookies, redirects and not getting access or getting angry or upset.

Ze background…

I’m using WordPress to do my blogging. No secret there. I have currently 4 blogs, and three of them are active. It’s this one, my Swedish one and the Swedish one about Great Danes. My website is just a basic website with my CV, and career updates and I also have created an archive of my old blog in Swedish, which contains of posts written since January of 2009 and has been made and moved through out basically all blogging platforms out there. Now it serves as an archive because here on WordPress, I’ve made the decision two years ago to never, ever change blogging platforms again. Tumblr is not an active platform either…

Caring for multiple blogs in a great way…

Ever since Multisite became a reality in 2010 with the 3.0 update, I’ve been using it pretty steadily whenever I’ve used WordPress as my platform. Now, it’s really useful because I have 3 active blogs that I like to update as often as possible. No matter what, I regularly login to my Swedish personal blog almost daily and with that I also check in on my other blogs to see stats, look for spam or other issues so I basically hop around a lot. Until I started this blog (again) which is on a whole ‘nother domain, this was not a problem at all. But, when I got this domain back, I thought that I’d of course would like to have my blog together with all the others in my multisite install. And then came the cookie issues…

Cookies, logins and redirects, oh my…

WordPress is awesome. It can handle multiple domains without a plugin, so no domain mapping is necessary. That’s indeed great! So far so good. Well. Not for long. It’s pretty simple to setup, just change the site_url and you’re good to go. The issue is with cookies. Half-Elf has written a post on how to solve this and so have many others. I’ve tried basically everything, because since I seem to hop from blog to blog whenever I login to one of them, it’s a real frickin’ hassle to keep logging in to every, goddamn blog. I know it’s safer this way, but still. I’m like this close to ripping my hair out and throwing my computer out of the window due to sticky stuff like this. Me not like problems.

What I’ve tried in order to solve this mess…

  1.  Everything in Half-Elfs’s post that I mentioned before.
  2. Created multiple networks with the WP Multi Networks plugin and moved this blog over there.
  3. Moved the blog to a separate WP install, once with separate database, another time with separate tables in the same WP install (with shared users table).
  4. Tested with other domains on a test install to change from subdomains to subdirectory and with that I also changed the home_url, but kept a subdirectory url for backend purposes. This seems like the best way, but I hate the look of subdirectories…
  5. Trying as we write to only have this in my wp-config.php file regarding cookies, with the blog being part of multisite and on the correct url everywhere (aka both home and site url are the same and everything else is as it should be for MS setup).
    define( 'COOKIE_DOMAIN', $_SERVER[ 'HTTP_HOST' ]);

As of now, nothing has worked. It always has worked “for a while”. But after a few hours, days etc. it stops working. After the update to 4.6 my whole multisite install seemed to totally bug out. No matter what I did I had to login all the frickin’ time to even my subdomains! That was really annoying. And then I hadn’t changed a thing, except for the solution from Tom McFarlin! That solution, however, worked “somewhat”. It was a solution I could settle with. It meant that I could sign in to one of my subdomains once – and always be logged in to all my other subdomains, but whenever I had to access this blog on a separate domain, that’s when I had to login again. After the update to 4.6 this did not work so I had to start looking yet again for another solution.

With the plugin, I also added this to my wp-config.php file:
// Cookies
define( 'COOKIEHASH', md5( 'yourdomain.com' ) );
define( 'COOKIE_DOMAIN', 'yourdomain.com' );
define( 'ADMIN_COOKIE_PATH', '/' );
define( 'COOKIEPATH', '/' );
define( 'SITECOOKIEPATH', '/' );
define( 'TEST_COOKIE', 'thing_test_cookie' );
define( 'AUTH_COOKIE', 'thing_' . COOKIEHASH );
define( 'USER_COOKIE', 'thing_user_' . COOKIEHASH );
define( 'PASS_COOKIE', 'thing_pass_' . COOKIEHASH );
define( 'SECURE_AUTH_COOKIE', 'thing_sec_' . COOKIEHASH );
define( 'LOGGED_IN_COOKIE', 'thing_logged_in' . COOKIEHASH );

And I also added/changed this:
// Multisite
define( 'MULTISITE', true );
define( 'SUBDOMAIN_INSTALL', false );
define( 'PATH_CURRENT_SITE', '/' );
define( 'DOMAIN_CURRENT_SITE', $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] );
// Likely not needed anymore (your config may vary)
//define( 'SITE_ID_CURRENT_SITE', 1 );
//define( 'BLOG_ID_CURRENT_SITE', 1 );
// Uncomment and change to a URL to funnel no-site-found requests to
//define( 'NOBLOGREDIRECT', '/404/' );
/**
* These are purposely set for maximum compliance with multisite and
* multinetwork. Your config may vary.
*/
define( 'WP_HOME', 'https://' . $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] );
define( 'WP_SITEURL', 'https://' . $_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] );

Now I’m just hoping that this setting has solved it. I do not believe so. Not in the long run at least. If it stays the same until tomorrow, I might be able to let this one go. When I think it is solved it means that I can continue to hop around to and from every blog without the hassle of logging in every time. If it works the way it usually does, it means that I can do this for a couple of hours, days or maybe just until I close my browser and try to login again to one of my blogs. Often, however I’m getting the redirect loop where it’s impossible to even access any dashboard and that happened earlier today. I just hope it was due to another mistake I made, regarding changing the site or home url. Everything at the moment is the way it should be, and that’s good. This blog doesn’t get any viewers anyways. 4 in one day is like totally amazing stats! But I’ve stopped caring about that. Or at least I try to…

I just really hope it stays this way now. The only dislike I have about every blogging platform out there (yes, even WordPress) are those tiny, little things that makes it difficult to get everything I want out of a platform. It’s all due to me of course being a noob, who hasn’t learned how to code. All I do is copy and paste. I have not learned the terminology and I have no idea what the Frick I’m talking about. All I know when I’m creating the snippets for my WP blogs is what I want the result to be. I’ve solved many issues and a lot of them are baked right into WordPress itself (i.e. Custom Fields, categories and tags). I’ve managed to create single posts whenever I post something on Instagram and shipping them over here, thanks to If This Then That and a simple trick using Jetpack’s Post by Email module. Amongst other things. Fingers crossed that this shit works now. Otherwise I’ll lose my mind a little bit more…

I’m on Tumblr… and my YouTube channel got a proper URL, if anybody cares?

Yep. Just created an account there again. Haven’t been there for years but do not worry. For those who know me and have read my other blogs for years, know that I’ve changed blogging platforms as often as normal people change their underwear. Or something like that anyways. I’ve been on every single blog platform you can think of, if not for blogging purposes, then for pure testing ones.

This time, however – it’s different. The Tumblr blog will only act as a curator for posts. Nothing more. I’ll test it and see if I like it. I’ll probably not, so don’t say cheers just yet. I’d prefer it if my shared posts to Tumblr were only in link form, instead of spoiling the whole posts. I’ve got less readers than I’d like already. I actually thought that my previous posts would be a lot more popular, but I guess I was wrong.

The other thing I’ll mention is that my YouTube channel moved (yes, again) to another G+ page in order to get a proper channel URL. I know got my old username back, which is great. It’s the one I started my whole YouTube “career” with, which is the same url as to this blog, greatdanemaniac. I also noticed another great thing today, which is that YouTube finally got rid of a very annoying bug that prevented me from deleting shared playlists that I’ve created. I’ve waited like 5 months or something for that to happen. YouTube sure are slow.

That’s why I decided to move the channel. I wanted a better name, url and also a better brand while I wait for the real thing to happen with YouTube. The split between Google+ and YouTube will surely take forever, but I don’t care anymore. It takes me as well forever to upload videos that are interesting enough to watch.

Well, that’s the news for this time. I hope it was interesting enough for you.